Customer Service Call

September 8, 2009 at 1:41 pm 1 comment

Ruckus here, to tell you about the morning. Laydee wakes up to this text message from Auntie Cherrow:

“Good morning, this is your five AM wakup call. Please insert kittah pictures (here).” Laydee responded back about an hour later with pictures. Then she got this text message:

“Thank you for your payment. However, your account is past due. Please insert two additional kittahs.”
She sent more kittah pictures.

Thank you. We appreciate your business.”

Then, laydee got another message from Auntie Cherrow:

“Hello, you’ve reached the kittah customer services hotline. If your kittah is defective, press 1. If your kittah needs a hard drive upgrade, press 2. If you’d like to speak to a customer service representative, press 3.” (laydee pressed 1)

“Press 1 if you’re like a replacement. Press 2 for instructions to restart your defective kittah. Press 3 if you need help reassembling your kittah.” (Laydee pressed 3)

“Step 1: Put on steel coated gloves and body armor.”

“Step 2: Grasp kittah torso firmly. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE KITTAH.”

“Step 3: Deposit all kittah parts in bathtub.”

“Step 4: Watch as kittah puts itseld back together.”

“Step 5: RUN AWAY!!!!!””

 LOL!! I has no pictures, cuz laydee didn’t actually do this. But it’s funny!


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Watching TV wif laydee Laydee’s gift from auntie Cherrow

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. cherrow414  |  September 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    I am so fun at 4 AM!


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